Top 10 Reasons to Move to Utila

  1. Easy to break fast food habit.  (The closest fast food restaurant is 22 miles away, over shark-infested waters.)
  2. Telemarketers won't make international calls to reach you.
  3. Junk mail not forwarded.
  4. Y2K bug not a problem.
  5. No traffic.  (No cars.)
  6. No lines at the drive-throughs.  (No drive-throughs.)
  7. Never cold enough to see your own breath.
  8. District Office is in another country. (Belize.)  (Just kidding, J.C.)
  9. "I can't, I'm leaving the country" is a great excuse.
    ...and the number one reason to move to Utila...
  10. God calls you.

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