Top 10 Reasons to Move to Utila
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Easy to break fast food habit. (The closest fast food restaurant is
22 miles away, over shark-infested waters.)
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Telemarketers won't make international calls to reach you.
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Junk mail not forwarded.
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Y2K bug not a problem.
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No traffic. (No cars.)
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No lines at the drive-throughs. (No drive-throughs.)
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Never cold enough to see your own breath.
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District Office is in another country. (Belize.) (Just kidding,
J.C.)
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"I can't, I'm leaving the country" is a great excuse.
...and the number one reason to move to Utila...
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God calls you.